Alan Wake
February 21, 2010
“I’m Alan Wake, and I’m a writer” narrates the eponymous protagonist before a sweeping camera shot showcases Bright Falls, roughly thirty minutes before he starts exploding the town’s shadow-covered inhabitants with a combination of torchlight and plenty of bullets. Crikey. In my experience the lifestyle of a writer involves being able to have a nap on command and spending hours every day worrying about whether or not you’ll ever be seeing another paycheck.
